Fail.

I failed at life not once, but twice, tonight at soccer practice…

1. I almost lost my shorts while running around the track.  That’s not a euphemism for anything… my shorts are apparently too big and were literally falling down as I ran past a group of bystanders.  I grabbed them just in time.  Note to self: You’re thinner than you were the last time you tried to get in shape. Buy new clothes to work out in!

2. After running (which turned into more of a fast walk after the shorts debacle), I went back to my car for water and started to get in the wrong SUV.  I had parked on the end but apparently three more vehicles had shown up while I was on the track. I didn’t realize this and just walked to the end of the row and opened the driver door.  While the vehicle looked similar to my Honda Pilot… it was, in fact, a different color.  Fail, Petra… Fail.